2 blogs in less than 24 hours!
There is a very good reason for it! No, I'm not having a sudden miraculous baby and no we haven't found out if we are moving to Houston.
To put it simply, my sister Charlotte is awesome and there was no way - NO WAY - I could let her answers go anonymously into the night. For those of you that don't take time to read comments on blogs, here is one very good reason why you should:
"Once I got past the shock of you actually doing dishes and making dinner on the same day I came up with a few answers for you:
-Blue sky: it is not that scientific wavelength of light in the atmosphere, it is because it was decided by the majority in the council in heaven that it was the best color.
-Nobody left dirty laundry on the floor, the items were clearly going in to the basket and there was a rupture in the space time continuium that moved the basket unbeknownst to the depositer
-Like kitchen cupboards, even when all the clothes are clean and put away there is nothing to wear
-Milk rings are way cooler than the rip off tabs so you have to keep them when you can. They also have special protective powers against all types of monsters - that is the only thing that saved a ~12 yr old kid in a tank top from being carried away by a giant bird of some type, and have you ever known a sasquach to be seen by a person carring milk rings?
-You really do not want to know the answer to the outside cooking question, it is related to the boys in the shower question
-That was Carly's candy, but you can have it because it was not as good as the one she took from you to replace it
-You may recall the superman action figure that you crushed under the car seat - he and the lost army men and star wars action figures team up to snatch and hide your keys when you pass through their territory
To put it simply, my sister Charlotte is awesome and there was no way - NO WAY - I could let her answers go anonymously into the night. For those of you that don't take time to read comments on blogs, here is one very good reason why you should:
"Once I got past the shock of you actually doing dishes and making dinner on the same day I came up with a few answers for you:
-Blue sky: it is not that scientific wavelength of light in the atmosphere, it is because it was decided by the majority in the council in heaven that it was the best color.
-Nobody left dirty laundry on the floor, the items were clearly going in to the basket and there was a rupture in the space time continuium that moved the basket unbeknownst to the depositer
-Like kitchen cupboards, even when all the clothes are clean and put away there is nothing to wear
-Milk rings are way cooler than the rip off tabs so you have to keep them when you can. They also have special protective powers against all types of monsters - that is the only thing that saved a ~12 yr old kid in a tank top from being carried away by a giant bird of some type, and have you ever known a sasquach to be seen by a person carring milk rings?
-You really do not want to know the answer to the outside cooking question, it is related to the boys in the shower question
-That was Carly's candy, but you can have it because it was not as good as the one she took from you to replace it
-You may recall the superman action figure that you crushed under the car seat - he and the lost army men and star wars action figures team up to snatch and hide your keys when you pass through their territory
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First the disclaimer: while the observable fact is well documented, and there are numerous well funded research studies ongoing to determine the source, no reports have ever been published. It seems that every time a draft of the findings is created it somehow gets lost in distribution for review, the text in the report fades or changes to a color that nobody can stand to read, or the paper shrinks to a size that can no longer be read.
The condition is the result of the confluence of at least two distinctly separate events that under all other known circumstances cannot exist simultaneously.
One component is subjugates allocationing, or more commonly known as divide and conquer. In this case the offensive component employs optical replication making it appear that there is more of itself than there actually is. All the dirt in the laundry enhances this inherent ability until the dirt is removed. This trait can also manifest itself physically until the dirt is removed. You can prove this yourself in any washing machine: compare how much more room the dirty attire takes when you load it up, versus the much smaller volume occupied when the wash load is done.
The second component is yet another manifestation of the unstable dimensionality caused by laundry facilities. Both objects and time are unstable and inherently nonlinear in this region of a domicile or commercial space. Items that we believe that we are sanitizing with soap and water get stuck in an infinite loop that connects only the laundry pile and the washing machine. No matter what we do, the subject item only can exist in those two places and the item will immediately go to the laundry pile (likely because it is the lowest energy state) from the washer. This trait is also generally observable by any launderer and is most often reported as socks without mates; however, it does occur with other items of clothing that we eventually miss and often accuse other household members of using to wax the car. In the rare event all laundry is washed these items are able to remain in suspended animation until a sufficient quantity of polluted articles accumulate to seed the restoration to our space-time dimension. Moreover, we can also observe the time dilatation effects ourselves: how is it possible for just four loads of laundry to take 8 hours of real time to complete?