State of Obvious

So. I didn't get any writing done today.  But don't be mad.  I used my time wisely to create this super awesome, totally free printable.  Because I am all about you, my readers.  And my ads (clicky, clicky!).  You can't have one without the other. So anyhow, I really hope you like my super free awesome printable because I spent ALL DAY creating it.  It's filled with all the love in my heart. And tomorrow I'll get right on that book thing. (Here's a sample of the printable!  Isn't it ah MAY zing!?)   For your very own Yoda printable, go here!

I'm not sure if you've heard, but there are other blogs out there to read. I know, shocker. And here we've been operating under the assumption that I am the only blog on the planet worth reading and I have 8000 views to prove it. It's possible about 7500 of those are my own clicks but SERIOUSLY, 500 is a lot.  I've been reading some of these blogs to size up the competition and I'm beginning to realize just how amazing I really am.  Like, seriously, so amazing.  So anyways, because I am so awesome I am going to write a book in the next 30 days. A whole book. While I blog and take care of my kids. I am also going to teach my dog to roll over while I train for a marathon, build an addition and redo my daughter's room. Again. It's not princess-y enough and there are some great antiques at my local thrift shop, circa 1980. This is seriously stuff here, people. It's going to be so hard to do. THIRTY days. That is one more than 29, my eter...