Carly: The pop tart is in my skirt.
Me: Well get it out.
Carly: I can't, its inside.
Carly: When I get bigger I'm going to go to school. And I'll have big boobs. Right now they're just little.
Carly (very insistent): And then! And Dad! He's at work and (SIGH) and school and (head in hands) guhhh!
Me: Do you know what you're talking about?
Carly: No!! (SIGH)