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Asked, answered

Kid Questionnaire
First answer is all Josh, second is all Carly, ( ) are my response

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Do your homework
Scare Carly, scare Josh

2. What makes mom happy?
Doing what she asks
Make dinner

3. What makes mom sad?
Me being sad
A prize

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Tickling me
Like this 'ahahahahahhhah'

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Uhh always calling Cha Cha a German
You kid was uh going to the school

6. How old is your mom?
32 ( He's close! )
3

7. How tall is your mom?
5'3" ( Josh said 18 inches initially haha! )
Big

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Play WoW
Make macaroni and cheese

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Probably watches TV with Carly
Making schools

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Book writing ( Let's hope! )
I was a movie star when I was a little baby ( she didn't understand this one )

11. What is your mom really good at?
Being nice ( What a brown noser )
At the movies

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Being mean ( Can you tell he was grounded today and was hoping to score points? )
Getting mad from me

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Takes care of Carly and me
Make some macaroni and cheese

14. What's your mom's favorite food?
I know it, I just can't remember it. Is your favorite food turkey?
Macaroni and cheese

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
When she makes dinner
A prize makes you proud of you

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
The Mighty B
A star character

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Snuggle
Make some macaroni and cheese ( I sense a theme )

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We both have brown eyes
A star rocket

19. How are you and your mom different?
Mom has black hair and I have brown
Are you chocolate or brown?  You have polka dots!  Why do you have polka dots on your face momma? ( When I'm being kind to myself, I call them freckles)

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Cause she always buys me toys and stuff
Give you kisses and hugs Mom

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
Olive Garden
To shopping!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Questions: was the examination before or after dinner? Could they hear each others answers (not to imply that the Carberator was paying attention)?

#5 - totally agree with Josh!

#14 - Hello- chicken! How could they forget :)

#22 - Hello again- SLEEP. Shopping is definitely a close second...
These made me laugh out loud.

GREAT idea for a post.

My favorites were the mac n cheese repeats and Carly's, "like this hahahahahahahah!"

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