I definitely did not fall asleep while Carly was at school.
I didn't pick her up 5 minutes late either, after all the kids were gone.
I certainly didn't hear her teacher ask "Where is your mom?" and her little voice didn't answer "I don't know!"
I didn't drive into town on a whim to buy scrapbook tape.
After picking up the scrapbook tape, I naturally did not browse the clearance paper section and buy way too much cute CUTE paper.
And there wasn't paper for Christmas cards that I adored. Nope not at all.
I didn't buy that adorable Christmas paper, not 20 sheets of it either for 35 cents each.
I didn't indulge in a bag of Frito's with my lunch.
And I also didn't let Eric finish all the laundry on his own. What kind of housewife would let her hardworking husband do ALL the work?
I didn't cringe when I saw a new picture of me posted on Facebook. I didn't almost untag it. Almost.
I really did not get an email from Josh's teacher letting me know he could barely stay awake in class yesterday and today. I wasn't discouraged by that either.
And, I'm definitely not going to send Josh to bed early tonight.
I won't send Carly for a nap soon because she didn't just get home from checking the mail with her Daddy.
And I'm certainly not ending this post right here.