Have you ever wanted to be that really mean person? The one that speaks her mind regardless of the outcome? The one that never, ever apologizes or says thank you? The one that takes a mile for every inch? The one that bends and twists every situation until she is at the center? The one who thinks "I" more than "YOU"?
Have you ever just wanted to dip your toes in the mean pool?
I bet it's full of tinkle.