There are a few things I don't get

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Like

Paris Hilton

Smoking

Platform shoes

Rhianna

The newspaper

How to put on makeup properly

Tech talk

Math

Exotic cheese

G-strings

House (the show, not the place I live)

Plastic surgery

Skinny jeans

What's on your list?

Comments

That Girl said…
I'm gonna hafta give an Amen to everything on your list - 'cept the newspaper, which I love (even if I only read 1/10th of it.)

And maybe add

mosquitos
whipped cream
cross-dressing
physics
bathing suits
oven cleaners

for starters.
9:40 AM
Sarah said…
Hehe those are an amen from me! And as for the newspaper, I just meant I don't "GET" one, as in have one delivered :P
12:16 PM
Anonymous said…
Ben logic
pet spiders
Dr Who
giant birds that pick up 12 year old boys in tank tops
spiteful people
French toilets
low riders
why boy buttons are opposite girl buttons
political "science" majors
the size of the universe
telemarketing
where the flippy bangs went
8:21 PM
Anonymous said…
ben logic is like quantum physics - it does not need to make sense. if the evidence does not fit the model there is another "universe" where it does.
12:08 AM
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