I am not sure who, exactly, is responsible for selecting tags for shirts. Whoever has this job is either
b) a nudist.
Case in point: my undershirt has the most stiff, scratchy, annoying, skin flaying tag ever in creation. And for some reason, unknown, this tag is situated in the side seam of the shirt right where my pants waistline sits. Why, why, why? Oh I forgot: malicious nudist.
It is my formal request that from now on tags are:
a) printed ON the cloth
b) removeable without ripping a giant hole in the fabric
c) made of something soft and pleasant. Silk maybe? Satin? Cotton?