It's finally here, your gift guide for just what to get me the year the world comes to an end. This year's guide caters to the ultimate (after all, we've only got a few days until the apocolypse, right?) and price is no object. At least it doesn't cost anything to dream.
Santometer says: Your chances of going on this trip are about as likely turning into a newt.
2. An emerald cut diamond ring. Because it's pretty. So, so pretty.
Santometer says: You've been blinded by the light.
Santometer says: Maybe a matchbox version if you're a good little girl.
Santometer says: Yeah, sure, you betcha.