This year I've decided that I need 2 categories: Practical gifts and Super-Fantastic-Holy-Smokes-I-Need-That gifts (aka the YA RIGHT category).
Santometer says: No chance, although your efforts to schmooze one from Amazon are to be admired. Save harder if you want to score this toy.
Santometer says: Get outta here!
Santometer says: Chances are slim, you already plan on making this purchase anyhow.
Santometer says: Are you kidding me, you actually think there's a chance? I thought not.
Santometer says: Wish harder!
Santometer says: At least you dream big.
To satisfy realism, let me just make note that I'd be perfectly content with some chocolate. And slippers.